Paris Hilton is slamming a new report that she and beau Doug Reinhardt were tossed off David Furnish’s yacht for hooking up in the bathroom.

British papers claimed the heiress was asked to leave after she and Reinhardt were caught in a “compromising position” over the weekend following the Cannes Film Festival.

“I would never do that,” says the heiress. Ahhh – yeah right.  Considering  Hilton and Reinhardt were video  taped while Hilton gave Reinhardt a lap dance that looked more like some dry ummm, you get the idea.

Says Paris, “It’s so lame that people will just create these crazy stories. I can’t believe the stories people will make up, so gross! I’m so sick of all these false rumors. It’s not fair that writers can get away it. They have no credibility.”

Well Ma’am, your video taped actions speak louder than your words.