Rihanna threatening to burn down Chris Brown’s house? Say it isn’t so.

Of course, and with the Buzz’s blessings, Rihanna was beeee-zerk when nude photos of her were released on the net – she assumed Chris Brown was responsible for the leak.

We hear Star Magazine plans a feature story about Rihanna going crazy after the photos leaked.

Summary of the Alleged Article:

I’m going to burn down his house!

I’m going to release my own nude photos of Chris.

I should tell everyone just how lousy Chris was in bed, he was so sexually inexperienced I taught him all his bedroom tricks.

And, we think this would be HILARIOUS if true:

Rihanna allegedly hacked into Chris’ e-mail account and sent this email to his contacts:

This notice is to inform all my dancers that you will no longer be needed. I’m sorry this is short notice, but if you haven’t already realized, my career is over… I think I could build a career as an exotic dancer. I’m going broke and I need some income coming in… I just hope you don’t see me on “Celebrity Rehab” or “Intervention”.

True or False? Well, other sane people have done more will less provocation but we’ll assume Rihanna is above all this garbage.

Rihanna’s energy is better spent being her fabulous self, making fabulous music and leaving her fabulous mark on the fashion world.

So, Miss Rihanna, bless us with your positive energy and simply leave Mr. Brown to his own business. Success really is the best revenge.